February 2012
8 posts
I’m in the study hall at school with the biggest loudest fucken collection of nerdlords i’ve ever witnessed here. two of them are wearing aviator goggles over their hats and they’re saying “bro” ironically over and over and over and laughing for like 3 minutes each time, also talking about cillian murphy but pronouncing it “killian”
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January 2012
12 posts
heartandnerveandsinew replied to your post: I fucked up writing a 15 minute presentation for…
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lmao i was half expecting the email to end with a “:] <3”
I fucked up writing a 15 minute presentation for one of my classes on Wednesday and emailed my teacher asking for clarification on the assignment. I apologized and she responded with “no problem……” no “Hi Theresa,” no signoff no nothin. what does it mean when your teacher responds to an apology in the typing style of a 15 year old girl? It’s the second...
my chinese mom just told me that she has been referring to herself as a “wetback” for years thinking it’s an inoffensive term that means “immigrant.”
December 2011
7 posts
November 2011
17 posts
by 2019 the definition of a hipster had expanded...
Fashion BA Personal Statement Thesis Sentence:
radianthour:
“The best videogames are the ones that let you customize outfits”
October 2011
19 posts
today a guy at the grocery store literally said to me, “this checkout line is very… ad hoc… if you will” and asked me if i knew what that meant with a raised eyebrow. and then he read “we are the superlative conspiracy” on the back of my WeSC jacket and asked me if i knew what a superlative was. these people actually exist in this dimension, save it for your freshman lit class BUDDY
cutesy replied to your photo: someone left their laundry in the apartment dryer…
omg this is such fucking bullshit i am so sorry. that pisses me off so much, what an asshole!!
aggh thanks dude, all of their clothes were gone when i got back which means they got the “last laugh” and i’m fuggin pissed! come back and fight me ya pansies! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ